Wednesday, December 14, 2022

FF1: The Warlock of Firetop Mountain

Here is the complete graph of The Warlock of Firetop Mountain.

Tl;dr:  The idea here is to use directed graphs to provide optimal walkthroughs of Fighting Fantasy gamebooks; in this case, The Warlock of Firetop Mountain.  Check out the beginning of the Deathtrap Dungeon post for tips on how to read the graph.


Overall Impressions

It only makes sense to go back and try graphing the first FF book to provide something like a baseline to compare the rest of the series against.  I didn't own Warlock as a kid, so all my impressions of it have come from the blogosphere and from finally cracking it open yesterday.  I didn't expect much more than a fairly generic dungeon crawl, and for the most part that's what I got.  It's your bog standard subterranean lair populated with refugees from Tolkien, the Brother's Grimm, and the Bronx Zoo.

The first thing that struck me about it was that it seemed thinner than any other FF book.  Most of the sections offered little more than a selection of corridors to choose from.  The second thing that struck me was the relative lack of instant-death sections:  a mere three, less than 1%!  That's a far cry from Deathtrap Dungeon's 31 (my current record holder).  That doesn't make it much easier to win in the end, as we'll see, but might make it easier to make progress through most of the story.

There were some nutty game mechanics that made it annoying to graph, like having to collect various keys stamped with numbers then summing the numbers on three such keys to "use" them.  It initially resulted in more than a dozen orphaned sections, so accounting for all of them took a bit of doing.  More on that later.

I've pieced together what I think is the optimal walkthrough.  The latter part of the story has quite a few threads, so the episodes listed here don't necessarily occur in the given sequence in all cases.


Episode 1:  The Start (1) to the Iron Portcullis (303)

Your first goal is to retrieve the Dragonfire spell and first of the three essential keys.  The key is bronze, surprisingly close to the entrance, and stamped with the number "99."

At the cave entrance, you immediately hit the first Fighting Fantasy's iconic T-junctions.  Go west (71).  You'll encounter an ORC and will have to Test Your Luck to avoid fighting him.  Regardless of what happens, you wind up at a door (301).  Press on northwards (208) until you reach another door.  It opens to a room with a table that's hiding a wooden box (397).  Open the box (240) and fight the SNAKE inside, disregarding that in real life you'd surely throw the box and snake across the room, and that any small snake, following its instinct, would surely try to flee from you or at least hide in a dark corner.  But this is FF, and treasure requires a blood sacrifice.


After you dispatch the snake, you notice the bronze key with '99' stamped on it (145).  Pick it up and proceed down the hall.

Oddly, this episode has one of two true orphan sections in the book:  Section 320 has no antecedent and simply says that you slam the door on something and run up the hall to 363.  My best guess is that it's a vestige of the ORC encounter in the next part of the story:  Section 370, in which you stumble on the ORCS, gives you the option to "slam the door quickly and run on up the passage," but it directs you to section 42, not 320.

At 363, you encounter a closed door that's doing a bad job suppressing terrible singing.  You bust it open (370) to find the aforementioned ORCS.  You put them to the sword for their lack of talent (116), search the room, and find a box marked "Farrigo Di Maggio" (378), evidently the name of one of the realm's more powerful wizards.  You open it to find the incantation for the Dragonfire spell (296) which, to clarify and avoid embarrassment, does not produce dragon fire but instead protects you from it.


Proceed to the next T-junction (42) and go east (113), northward (285), walk past both doors (314 > 300).  Each of these forks offers a mini-adventure to collect more items, none of which are essential.  You finally arrive at the iron portcullis (303).


Episode 2:  The Iron Portcullis (303) to the River (218)

The goal of this episode is to get the second of the three essential keys.

Pull the right lever (128) to raise the portcullis, enter, and go east (58).  

Eat some food if you want and proceed through 367 > 323 > 255, arriving at a door.  Open it to discover a metal statue with a single jeweled eye.  Try to take the jewel (338).  Predictably, the IRON CYCLOPS comes alive and attacks.  Once you kill it, pry out the jewel and discover a small key stamped with the number "111."  This is the second key.

Next is a straightforward fight against a BARBARIAN.  Dispatch him to find a mallet and stakes (hmm, vampires?).  Proceed to a nicely-furnished room (189) and examine the paintings (25).  One is a painting of Zagor, the eponymous Warlock of Firetop Mountain, and it's enchanted to mesmerize you.  "Fight" him by showing him the CYCLOPS's jeweled eye (31).  It will turn his gaze and earn you another SKILL point.  (This is called foreshadowing, kids.  Keep that jewel handy.)



The rest of this episode is inconsequential and inevitably herds you to the river.


Episode 3:  The River (218) to the Dragon (106)

This is a huge, tangled mess that takes up half the book and includes Warlock's infamous maze.  We'll navigate through it to pick up the third and final key.  To do that, we first have to find the boat house key.

First, we have to get across the river.  The easiest way is to pay the ferryman three gold pieces (218 > 3 > 272 > 7 > 214).  Take the passage to the northwest (271) and proceed through the door (336).  You're going to have to kill the dog (249) and then the man, who turns out to be a WEREWOLF (304).  Only then will you discover the boat house key.  Take it and go south to 66.

Head east along the river (99) to the boat house (383).  Of course, you have the key, so use it (80).  The SKELETONS will bum-rush you.  You have a 1 out of 3 chance to avoid a fight by pretending to be their new boss (SKELETONS are dumb).  Otherwise, you'll have some sort of altercation.  Regardless, when you get a chance, check their tools more carefully (34) to find a silver chisel and a mallet (you're really set against a vampire -- too bad we won't see one), then proceed to the next corridor (96).



In a weirdly non-interactive bit, you evade some more SKELETONS by hiding in a niche in the wall.  Then you encounter what turns out to be a sleeping WIGHT, evidently a deep sleeper since the clattering SKELETONS didn't wake him.  Test Your Luck to pass him without a fight.  Either way, you'll wind up in the next passageway (360), skipping quite a bit of useless narrative as you run down a staircase into a chamber containing three dead bodies (89 > 286).  You can search the first body (294) to pick up a few gold pieces, then split (107) to avoid disturbing the other two, which happen to be GHOULS.  (This must be the Undead District.)  Press onward to 197, where another portcullis drops behind you, cutting off your retreat.

And so, we enter the maze:


This is a ridiculous bit of highly-tangled narrative that plenty of other FF bloggers have rightly complained about.  I have to think that Ian Livingstone wrote this only because this was his first gamebook and he had little idea what readers would be willing to put up with.  It's reminiscent of Zork's notorious "maze of twisty little passages," but is actually quite a bit more complex.

The Zork maze map from www.deblauweschicht.nl/retrogaming/

Zork's maze has fewer vertices, just 20 or so, depending on what you count.  Warlock's maze has about 70.

An interesting mechanic in this part are the WANDERING MONSTERS.  Periodically, a section will tell you to flip to 161 to roll up a random encounter, have your fight, then flip back or to some other section.  To simplify the graph, section 161 only appears in the comments for sections where this happens.   For example, sections 14 and 234:


There is nothing to gain from these random fights, so we'll avoid them.

Press forward and go east (48 > 391).  Go through the passage in the east (52), then north (354), west (308), north again (54), and through the door (179) into the room with the MINOTAUR.  You'll have to kill him (258) to collect a few gold pieces and a red-colored key stamped with the number "111."  This is the third and last of the essential keys.

Backtrack to 54 > 308, and this time go south (160 > 267), south (246), north (329), east (299), north (359), west (385), and up (398).  Feel around the rock face to find the button and push it (364), climbing through the door that appears (373) and down to the crossroads (85).

Congratulations, you've made it out of the maze.  Go north to meet the DRAGON (106).


Episode 4:  The Dragon (106) to the End (400)

This is the endgame.

Obviously, you want to take the offer to hunt around in your pack rather than attack the DRAGON directly (126).  There's nothing in your pack, but it buys you time to remember the incantation for the Dragonfire spell (remember, the words magically disappeared from the piece of paper you found them on).  You cast the spell in time, of course, repelling the DRAGON's fire attack.  Rather than try a different attack, like stomping you into a thin paste, it opts to run away.

Shrugging, you proceed to the room with the "old man" (26 > 371 > 274).  Whatever way you approach him, he'll reveal himself as the WARLOCK and will assume his impressive "fighting stance" (358).  Again, fighting is senseless when you have magical artifacts, so look through your pack for a weapon to use (105).  If you're sharp, you'll recall that his portrait wasn't too fond of the CYCLOPS's jeweled eye, so pull it out (382).  Sure enough, it somehow fries the WARLOCK on the spot.

Firetop Mountain is seriously lacking in the boss fight department.

But not so fast:  To win, you have to break into the WARLOCK's treasure chest.  Fortunately, you collected the three keys that will do the trick: The one marked "99" and the two marked "111."  To "use" the keys you must sum their markings and turn to that section.  NASA assures me that the sum is 321, so go there and finally open the treasure chest (169 > 400).  Congrats, you've won.

Let's take a closer look at this part of the graph:


Pretty cool, isn't it?

This is a fairly sophisticated game mechanic, especially considering this is the first FF book.  The situation breaks down like so:  There are six numbered keys throughout the narrative, stamped "9," "66," "99," "111," a second one stamped "111," and "125."  The chest has three locks, each taking one key.  Mathematically, a selection from a set of distinct members is called a combination.  If you have some number n of things and want to choose a smaller number k from them and order doesn't matter, you have the case "n choose k" and the number of combinations is given by the formula


where the exclamation point represents the factorial function.  A factorial for some number x is just the sum of all the positive integers equal to or less than x; for example, 4! = 4 x 3 x 2 x 1 = 24.  So for our case of "6 choose 3" there are 20 possible combinations.  Here they are, just for fun:


You may notice a few of the sums in the rightmost column are duplicates.  This is due to the fact that twe have two keys inscribed with "111."  Removing the six duplicates gives us 14 unique sums, each of which nicely correspond to one of the "solution" sections in the book:


The book is at least kind enough to let you know if you've gotten one or two correct (198 and 182, respectively), though if you get none correct you're killed (200 > 387), and if you have fewer than three keys the story simply ends with you sitting down and having a good cry (not a joke).

So, the winning sum is 99 + 111 + 111 = 321, which leads to 169 > 400, but you might notice another winning section on the graph, 192, marked in purple:



192 is the other orphaned section; it has no antecedents.  Why is it here if none of the key combinations sum to 192?  It's probably a mistake, but if we want to be charitable we can suppose Ian Livingstone added it to make cheating a wee bit more difficult.  A kid trying to trace references backward from 400 might get to 192 and waste a lot of time trying to find keys that sum to it, only to get fed up and put an actual physical book down in favor of playing Atari or watching Saturday morning cartoons.  Gee, thanks, Ian!


Final Thoughts

Warlock is a tedious and derivative book in many ways but it set the standard and tone for all that was to follow, so any self-respecting survey of FF books can't afford to ignore it.

Much of the story is inconsequential.  The only items you really need are the three correct keys, but it's helpful to avoid boss fights by having the Dragonfire spell and the CYCLOPS's jeweled eye.  Everything else is gravy.


Monday, December 5, 2022

FF10: House of Hell

Here is the complete graph for House of Hell.

Tl;dr:  The idea here is to use directed graphs to provide optimal walkthroughs of Fighting Fantasy gamebooks; in this case, House of Hell.  Check out the beginning of the Deathtrap Dungeon post for tips on how to read the graph.


Overall Impressions

I'm working through the books I had when I was a kid.  House of Hell was one of those, though it was titled House of Hades here in the religiously-oversensitive United States.  My copy even has some of my old marginalia, like "Turn to 88 for the meaning of Mordana in Abbadon (see 110)" and a list of all the enemies you fight, so I must've taken it somewhat seriously back in fifth grade or whatever it was.  I did get a copy of the "uncensored" UK version recently, just for fun.  I graphed the US version though, in case there are differences.

The story is a pretty straightforward haunted house tale, albeit with devil worshippers and a bit of gore.  The illustrations by Tim Sell are cartoony enough to not make it too gross or scary for kids.  I imagine Bernie Wrightson could've provided far more nightmare fuel.  The potentially grossest bit for me was the idea of guys wearing dead goats heads.  At one point you find a headless body of a dead goat or sheep (you can't tell), suggesting that the goats heads are real and that the cultists are doing some nontrivial taxidermy to wear another creature's skin, hair, and horns as a mask.  Sounds pretty unpleasant, especially on hot days.

I liked the idea of the named rooms.  The house is a bewildering maze of corridors and doors, but the names give a bit of personality and help with navigation.  Just for fun, here are all 12 named rooms and their respective sections:

  • Erasmus Room (5, 140)
  • Diabolus Room (13)
  • Apollyon Room (17)
  • Mammon Room (123)
  • Eblis Room (125)
  • Asmodeus Room (154)
  • Tuttivillus Room (155)
  • Shaitan Room (200)
  • Mephisto Room (298)
  • Balthus Room (299), named for the main antagonist of The Citadel of Chaos
  • Belial Room (312)
  • Abbadon Room (335)

Graph-wise, this is the most nonlinear story yet.  The only true bottleneck, apart from the beginning and end, is section 318, which occurs in the endgame.  Every other part of the story occurs as one of several possible threads.  I was able to split previous books into "episodes" between story-wide bottlenecks so you'd proceed smoothly from one episode to the next in sequence.  Not so here.  The episodes below describe what I consider to be the fastest path to victory, but I'm sure there are others that are arguably as fast.

There are 20 instant death sections.  That's slightly more than Citadel's 18 and far fewer than Deathtrap Dungeon's 31.  You aren't going to get killed after 10 sections on average though, because they tend to be clustered in certain parts of the story.

This book has mechanics that make for fun graphing.  At one point you're given a tip about a secret passage, but you can use the tip only in certain situations by subtracting 10 from your section number at that point.  On my first pass-through I had a couple orphaned sections that I only found parents for after coming across that tip.  In another case you find a key with the number '27' stamped on it.  Later, you're told to use the key by subtracting the stamped number from the current section.

In addition to the usual SKILL and STAMINA scores, you also have FEAR.  At the outset, you roll 1d6 to determine the maximum FEAR you can handle.  You start with a zero FEAR, but "scary" situations can add to it. If it reaches your max, you die.  Some chill situations, like enjoying an alcoholic drink, can decrement your FEAR, just like in real life.


Episode 1:  The Start (1) to the Entrance Hall Landing (350)

The main thing to accomplish here is to get into the house as quickly as possible, get the clue about talking to the "main in grey" in the basement, and encounter the HUNCHBACK.

From the beginning (1), simply use the door knocker like a sane person (357) as opposed to creeping around peering in windows.  The butler, Franklins, will answer and lead you inside (8).  Examine the paintings (304), in particular, the one of the elderly lady (250).  She'll tell you to seek help from a man in a grey robe.  The Earl of Drumer arrives (277) and offers you something to drink.  Accept the brandy (394).  This subtracts one FEAR point, but has no effect here since you haven't yet been afraid.  You proceed to the dining room (309), and the description mentions its "rich red" wallpaper, which is important later.  The white wine is always drugged in this story, so accept the red (395).

So far things are copacetic:  You've had two free drinks and they're offering either duck or lamb for dinner.  It doesn't matter which you pick; either way you ask him about his family (28), which gives him an opportunity for some exposition.  Franklins interrupts, offering fruit, cheese, coffee, or still more brandy.  Oddly, the book gives you a choice of three combinations of three of these, with zero clues about which is correct.  Turns out you want to avoid the cheese.  I'm not sure it's possible to drug cheese, but they apparently did, so take the fruit, coffee, and brandy (224).  You're now up to three drinks in less than an hour, certainly over the legal limit and likely approaching your maximum ALCOHOL score, so they lead you to bed.  You'll be staying in the Erasmus room (5), which was named for Alan Erasmus, cofounder of Factory Records.

You can try to leave (59), but they've locked the door.  Pretend to go to sleep (63) until you hear a shuffling noise outside your door (158).  Hide behind the door to surprise whoever it is (373).  (This is a recurring tactic throughout the story.)  It's the HUNCHBACK, so cold-cock him (399).  If you get him down to 4 STAMINA (220) he'll beg for mercy and won't likely forget you -- an important point for later.  You won't get much useful info out of him right now, so lock him in the room and start exploring.  You find yourself on the landing above the entrance hall (350).



Episode 2:  The Entrance Hall Landing (350) to the Top of the Main Staircase (193)

Your goals here are to get the clue about the Kris knife and the clue about "Mordana in Abbadon."

Turn to the right (332).  You'll immediately encounter a friendly GHOST who drags you into a room (73) to tell you that the only way to defeat the Earl is to attack him with the Kris knife.  Unfortunately, she's attacked by ghostly dogs before she can tell you where to find it.  You're given the option to either combat the Earl and his evil house or simply escape, but escaping will involve missing key clues, so you decide to fight (257).

Proceed down the hall (287) to the door across from the Balthus Room (86).  It opens to a narrow passageway with a window.  Inspect the window (110) to find the message "Mordana in Abbadon" written in condensation.  You're instructed to turn to section 88 if and when you decide to speak this phrase.  Proceed to the top of the main staircase (193).


Episode 3:  The Top of the Main Staircase (193) to the Entrance Hall (132)

The goal of this episode is to determine the meaning of the message you just received.  We'll skip over vast tracts of inconsequential story to do so.

First, open the unmarked door (377) to the storeroom and examine its contents (83) to find some garlic, a liquid, and a meat knife that you can use as a weapon to give you a +3 SKILL boost.  The liquid is poison, so avoid it and leave by the same door (233).  Ignore the unmarked door and continue down the hall (374).  Turn right, following the landing (272) past the Tuttivillus Room to the door to the Abbadon Room (175).  Open the door and go in (335) to find an old woman sleeping.


Wake her up (139), despite the fact that she's (un)dead, and ask her for information about the house (170).  You'll have to fight her GREAT DANES, which, unlike the dogs that pestered the GHOST, are real.  Once you kill them, stay to inspect the room (19), then blackmail her by threatening to destroy her plants unless she dishes info.  Ask her about secret rooms (321) and she'll ask you, "What is my name?"  Her name is Mordana and she's in the Abbadon Room, so you respond with, "Mordana in Abbadon" (88).  She tells you (295) there is a secret passage under the cellar stairs.  She forgets the password, but someone named Shekou knows it.  This is the point where you're told you'll be able to search for the secret passage by subtracting 10 from the section that describes the space under the stairs, should you be so lucky as to find it.


Leave the Abbadon Room (159) and go back downstairs to the entrance hall (132).


Episode 4:  The Entrance Hall (132) to the Cellar Stairs (393)

You're in the Entrance Hall again and the front door is right there.  You might be tempted to open it, but doing so will just result in 3 FEAR points when you see something unpleasant that blocks your way.  In fact, you're only halfway to the story's end.

The goal here is to get the hip flask of brandy, find the HUNCHBACK, and get him loaded so he gives you the correct password to the passage under the cellar stairs.  You also want to find the grey-robed man in the cellar, as the helpful GHOST suggested.  He'll provide a crucial hint for the endgame.

Choose the door on the left (353) and enter the drawing room.  Your buzz is fading, so help yourself to some more brandy (292) for +3 STAMINA, grab the hip flask, and fill it with one for the road.  Examine the corner shelf (192) and grab the dagger.  If you examine the fireplace (303) and read the letters (364), you'll get an idea that the cellar password might be "Pravemi," since the letter signed by Count Pravemi suggests the Baron change his password to something that reminds him of "the sound advice of a good friend."  This is the sort of tenuous inference that would've been utterly lost on me as a kid, but it makes no difference since it's a false lead.


Hilariously, you learn that the Baron's previous password was "Goathead," which in context is right up there with "Password", "Admin", or "123456789" in terms of security.  Count Pravemi might've done better to suggest two-factor authentication.

Examine the demon face on the mantelpiece (85).  Doing so will reveal a secret button but will also summon two FIRE SPRITES from the fireplace.  Rather than fight them, try "another approach" (145).  Move slowly backward toward the window (64) and dump a potted plant on them to make then disappear.  Press the secret button (392).  It opens a false wall panel that serves only to lure you onto a Looney Tunes-style trap door, which you subsequently fall into (397).

You once again hear the approaching shuffles that herald the return of the HUNCHBACK and once again are given the option of hiding behind the door to surprise him.  Instead, search the room for a weapon (50) and you'll find a tree branch that's conveniently the size and shape of a baseball bat, good enough for +3 SKILL.  As tempting as it might be to tee off on his head, hide it behind your back and stand meekly in the corner (263).  When he comes in, greet him like the old pal he is (367) and follow him out of the room.  Since we've met him before, jog his memory of you (230 > 198).  He'll tell you his name is Shekou (bingo!).  Critically, whether he gives you the real password or a false one depends on whether you share your brandy.


Offer to share (93) and he'll do two shots right out of the cap.  He doesn't give you the password but hints that it's "like the name of the house, but mixed up."  It was a significant challenge as a pre-teen kid in the '80s to come up with spooky anagrams for "Drumer."


Rather than follow his advice and take the corridor, stay and look around (166).  Take the door on the right-hand wall (209) that leads to the dungeon.


There are three people locked in the cell.  Unfortunately, there is nothing you can do for any of them.  Fortunately, one is the grey-robed man you've heard so much about.  Speak to him (363) and he'll reiterate that the master can only be killed with the Kris knife, but only if it's done in a red room, like the dining room.  The dining room is normally locked, but you can find its key "hidden behind the mirror when ceremonies are taking place."  He says he and his fellow prisoners will all be dead before the night's out, strongly implying that just such a ceremony will soon take place.  Hmm.

Leave immediately (91) and ignore the next door since it leads to the torture chamber.  Instead, proceed down the hall to the stairs (393).


Episode 5:  The Cellar Stairs (393) to the End (400)

In case you've lost track, you're still in the cellar.  Remember falling down the Looney Tunes trapdoor?  Now you find yourself at the foot of the stairs leading to the main floor but, whoops, you're attacked by BATS and suffer one FEAR point since tiny winged mammals are so frightening.  The idea of cellar stairs rings a bell, so you decide to seek shelter under them (320).


You're given the option to hunt around for a secret door and are told that some of the bricks look funny, but you aren't given an explicit option to do more.  This is where you must remember your instructions from Episode 2:  Search for a secret passage under the stairs by subtracting 10 from your current section number.  My trusty calculator tells me that's section 310, so off you go.  It redundantly asks you if you want to search for secret doors.  Yes.  Yes, you do.

You find a secret door, surprisingly enough, and are asked (276) if you want to try a password or search for a catch.  You know the password, so choose that (237).  You're asked to select from "Pravemi," "Goathead," "Murder," or "Kris."  Interestingly, it first appears as though the same thing happens in each case:  The door opens to a small room with a box on a table.  In fact, they are four identical rooms, but you can only escape the "Murder" room (174):  The others lead into the first of several narrative dead ends that stagger on a while before inevitably resulting in death.


So say "Murder" and the door to the correct room opens.  Enter (48) and you'll find the Kris knife in the box.  Oddly, if you continue searching you'll eventually find a door to one of the identical rooms, and entering that will once again result in your death.  That's some fiendish plotting on Steve Jackson's part.  Otherwise, with the Kris knife in your pocket, you awkwardly climb the cellar stairs (293).

Try the door to your right (260), but it'll be locked.  Continue down the hall and enter the next room on the right (113), which turns out to be a reception room with a large mirror and a table.  Hmm, didn't someone say the key to the dining room was kept behind a mirror?  Despite it freakily not casting a reflection of you (are you a vampire?), you touch it and find your hand passes through.  Investigate the room some more (324).  You check out the table and find a hidden compartment with a box.  But, oops, someone's coming!  Grab the box and dive through the mirror (147 > 3).  Inside the box is a golden key.


Behind the mirror, you find yourself in a small chamber (160).  Use the golden key to unlock the right-hand door (294 > 10).  It leads to a dusty room where someone recently hid a cast-iron key behind a stone in the wall.  This is the key stamped with '27'.


There's nothing more to gain behind the mirror, so step back through it (349 > 131).  Follow the hallway around to the next T-junction (58).  You're asked to take the left or right door.  The right door leads to the kitchen, which is yet another cul de sac of inevitable death, so take the left (323).  You'll need the cast-iron key to open it, which you do by subtracting the number on the key from this section number.  Microsoft Excel says the result is 296, so off you go.


You've reached the endgame:  You just unlocked the red dining room and you have the Kris knife.  Now all you need is to summon the Earl and stick him.  Fortunately, there's a bell pull for the butler.  Give it a yank (318).  Both the Earl and Franklins arrive and you give them a stern talking-to.  You all assume battle positions and you're given the option to attack one or the other.

You must attack Franklins first (336).  In a dramatic and shocking plot twist, the butler did it.  The Earl is just a figurehead, and attacking him will just give Franklins the opening he needs to kill you.  The first blow you land causes Franklins to transform into his true form:  A HELL DEMON (or in the United States, a HADES DEMON).

I'm sure the illustration for section 181 directly inspired Jeff Easley's awesome cover to Manual of the Planes in 1987:




Which clearly inspired the cacodemon in DOOM in 1993:


Sadly, Tim Sell never received royalties from TSR or iD Software.

Regardless, the DEMON lays another 3 FEAR points on you.  If you're still alive, you'll have to fight this thing with its math-defying SKILL 14 STAMINA 12.  SKILL, being set with a 2d6 roll, normally can't exceed 12; however, in this case you get +6 SKILL for having the Kris knife and you've picked up a few other SKILL power ups along the way, like daggers and a big-ass tree branch, so in theory it could be a fair fight.


If you defeat the DEMON (400), you don't actually kill it, but you do feel sorry for it before candles ignite the room and set the whole place ablaze.  Evidently, the Earl skedaddled during the ruckus, not even staying to bash you over the head with a folding chair, tag-team style, because he's nowhere to be found.  You run to a safe spot outside within viewing distance, possibly with popcorn, to watch the place burn down.  Congrats, you've won.


Final Thoughts

Like Citadel, this book focuses more on plot coupons than combat.  There are only a few necessary fights and not all of them are to the death.  That said, the FEAR score is a considerable obstacle to winning.  Plenty of things that aren't really scary tend to bump up the score bit by bit, eventually scaring you to death.  Also, the house is an absolute maze.  It's not possible to navigate it with any confidence without mapping your progress in some way or just building a complete graph as I did.

As I mentioned before, the kitchen is one of several long bits of story that offer choices, fights, and items only to amount to nothing since, whatever you do, you inevitably die.  These strike me as lazy storytelling at best, or the author being a sadistic bastard at worst.  How do you rage quit a book?  Throw it across the room?  Toss it in the fire?

There are actually quite a few Satanic tropes in this book:  A pentacle (151), direct references to Satan (the room names, albeit in different traditions), and not least, an actual human sacrifice (314) which describes the killers as "smearing the unfortunate victim's blood all over themselves."  Scooby Doo this ain't.  Dell may have changed the U.S. title from Hell to Hades but all that stuff is still in there.  Regardless, this book still struck me as cartoony as a kid, maybe because of the goofy illustrations.

A book that did disturb me as a kid was Invasion of the Black Slime and Other Tales of Horror.  It was a Which Way book, not a gamebook, but one of many cheap Choose Your Own Adventure knock-offs.  It read like a slasher flick, with far more suspense and much more realistic illustrations, dabbling in what would be later termed "body horror."

I never asked my mom for another Which Way book.

Anyway, with all the Satan and cult stuff and the three our four alcoholic drinks the main character enjoys, I have to hand it to Steve Jackson and Dell for slipping some adult-ish content into House of Hell amidst the great Satanic Panic of the 1980s.  This and a good Dead Kennedys album were probably enough to put any budding Gen X'er on a path of lifelong moral turpitude.